I understand the urge to stretch out after dinner, Cosmo…
But could you be careful not to thwack my face with one of your enormous back paws?
–Sunny
Cuddle Time
I love cuddle time, Papa Cosmo…
…almost as much as I love ear-gnaw time because I haven’t finished teething yet…
…and maybe I never will!
–Xena
What about us?
You’re loving on Finnegan, Human Daddy.
What about us?
–Cosmo, Xena and Stella
Bingeable
Have you ever binge-watched a show with friends only to wish that your friends would stop their incessant, loud analysis of the Squirrel plot so that you could follow all the Birdie dialogue without rewinding?
I have.
–Lily
Waiting
Papa Cosmo, Santa Claws comes tonight, right?
Yes, Little Xena.
Now get some sleep so that you’ll be well-rested and able to bark at Santa when he arrives in the wee hours of the morning.
–Xena and Cosmo
Exclusive
Stella and I are in a serious relationship, but we’re not exclusive.
We both continue to date other Dogs.
Xena for me and Cosmo for her.
–Sunny
Throwback Thursday
I had to eat a lot to get to my full size.
It was worth it, especially the cheese.
–Cosmo
Hallmark Movies
Yet another Hallmark Holiday movie, Human Mommy?
You may not realize it…
…but you are driving your Dog to drink.
–Cosmo
Powers of the Mind
That chicken smells divine, but I would never stoop to begging like an undignified Woofie.
I am commanding a choice morsel to land before me through the powers of my Feline mind.
–Luna
Or one can just use Puppy Eyes and remind Human Daddy who his real bestfriend is.
–Cosmo
Saved you a seat
Come sit with us, Human Mommy!
We saved you a seat.
–Cosmo, Sunny, Xena and Stella
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