Why do you take showers, Human Mommy?
Don’t you have a tongue?

Why do you slather creams and ointments and Cat-knows-what on your face?
Why don’t you just grow out your face fur?
–Amber
Why do you take showers, Human Mommy?
Don’t you have a tongue?

Why do you slather creams and ointments and Cat-knows-what on your face?
Why don’t you just grow out your face fur?
–Amber
It can be nice to have a quiet evening alone…
…with no Meowie visitors to entertain.
Oh, friend, you are never truly alone. I am always watching.
–Half Moon Nebula and Luna
Sometimes your Humans feel compelled to change the sheets on your bed.

Help them out by refurring the fresh sheets and blankets as they go.
–Darth Vader
Visitors are fine but…
…it can be annoying when they show up at the backdoor unannounced.
–Half Moon Nebula
I am King of the Cat Tree.

All hail the King.
–Phelps
Wishing you and yours a Holiday Season and a New Year full of love, good food, and head skritches.

Woofy Dogsmas, Sunny, Cosmo, Stella, and Xena
Meowy Catsmas, Quicksilver, Darth Vader, Phelps, Amber, Lily, Finnegan, and Luna
Splashy Fishmas, Half Moon Nebula
Nothing beats the thrill…

…of waking up next to a glossy, dark House Panther.
–Darth Vader
I am not sure why my Human is making kissy-kissy noises at me nor why she has placed a candle in my vicinity.

Perhaps she is planning on using my photo on Catsmas cards.
I guess I’ll go with it. For now.
–Louie, Guest Contributor
It looks like you are planning to take a shower, Human Mommy.

Well, I am planning on taking a nap.

Please make plans to avoid dripping on me.
–Lily
Thank you for my festive flowers, Humans!

I’ll be sure to pick you up a little something (think rodent) for the holidays the next time I’m out.
–Luna