Got Dog? Good for you!
You’ll never have to dine alone again.
–Cosmo
Romantic Kibble
Even kibble makes for a romantic meal if you share it with your soul mate.
–Cosmo and Stella
Privileges of Age
Elder Cats may linger over dinner just as long as we please. Younger Cats must wait respectfully in the waiting box, sometimes referred to as a bar, until we cede our place.
Such are the privileges of age.
–Charlie
Dining Etiquette
Woofies are hopelessly gauche. It’s perfectly acceptable to use colorful hisses, growls, and the threat of razor sharp claws to teach them the rules of dining etiquette.
–Darth Vader
Daily Feline Wisdom 