A good boyfriend leaves his lady the whole dog bed, all the chew toys, and even offers up his paw as a pillow while she’s recuperating from knee surgery.
Of course, if she invites you up, don’t refuse. That would be unchivalrous.
–Cosmo
Multifunctional Toys
What do you mean frisbees are for fetch and not for tug? That’s like me saying that your smartphone is for calling people and not for photographing Puppies.
–Cosmo
Thank you Grammy!
I have the best Grammy in the world! She sent me this comfortable bed to aid in my recovery.
Thank you, Grammy!!
Woofs and Wags, Stella
P.S. This awesome mattress is just for me? Cosmo can only sit here with my permission right?
Recovery
Painkillers are helpful, chicken broth is wonderful, but nothing helps you recover from an illness or injury like being surrounded by love.
–Stella
Pizza Friday
Humans, if it’s not good for me, how can it be good for you?
C’mon… Give a Dog a slice.
It’s FRIDAY!
–Cosmo
Be Polite
No matter how good the Meowy treats smell, don’t muscle the Meowies out of the way to get some. Never forget that the Meowies have claws.
–Cosmo and Stella
Take a moment
Sometimes, your girlfriend will ask you tricky questions like “Do I look good in my new collar?” Don’t just bark out the first thing that pops into your head. For example, don’t tell her that she makes for a pretty lamp. Don’t tell her that she could probably tap into some satellite radio stations if she tilts her head just so. Take your time. Think it through. Chew on a bone if necessary to buy time.
This is a tricky question and how you answer it will determine how your girlfriend treats you for the rest of the day if not longer.
–Cosmo
Man’s Best Friend
We Cats concede that you Woofies are Man’s Best Friend.
We Cats are Man’s Ruler.
In other words, don’t come up the stairs without permission.
–Phelps
Dibs
It doesn’t matter who arrived first. Cats always have dibs on the pillow.
–Darth Vader
Homecoming
I’m home! I’ve got to wear an ugly cone, but I’m home, I’m home!
Thank you all for your kind words and wishes. We love you all so much.
Woofs and Wags, Stella
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