No, I don’t want to move.
Why don’t you put down that heavy, awkward, heaping bin of laundry and come back when it won’t inconvenience me to have you trundle clumsily up the stairs?
–Quicksilver
Oh Romeo…
Oh Romeo! Wherefore art thou my Romeo?
Oh, you’re right there.
Did you bring me the treats, cream, tuna and ‘nip I requested?
–Amber
Camouflage
Here I come, abandoning my greenish-greyish, camouflaging, hanging jacket.
There had best be treats upon my arrival in the kitchen.
–Darth Vader
I wonder…
I wonder if dinner is coming soon…
I wonder that, too, bro!
Hey, Humans! Can we get the ETA of our dinner?!
–Sunny and Cosmo
Lounging
Lounging is easy to do but hard to master.
Consider apprenticing with a House Panther to perfect your craft.
–Darth Vader
Looking Out
Don’t let your Humans look out the window alone!
Humans crave company and, given that their eyesight isn’t nearly as good as yours, they might miss something important like a Squirrel.
–Stella
Dog T.V.
Human Daddy googled “T.V. for Dogs” and he found this cool show on YouTube for us.
Thank you, Google!
Thank you, YouTube!
Thank you, Sheep!
Thank you, Human Daddy!
This is so much better than what you and Human Mommy usually watch.
–Stella and Xena
Judges
Are we judging you, Human Mommy?
Well, yes…
But why do you ask?
We’re not judging you more than we usually do.
— Phelps and Finnegan
All Mine
While the other Dogs squinch and squeeze themselves on the futon, the newest, softest Dog bed is mine..
…all mine.
–Sunny
Tail
Sometimes you may find a Meowie’s tail draped over your handsome Canine muzzle.
If you are a polite Dog, just go with it.
–Sunny
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