Woofie Bed?
No, I think not.
–Lily
Cushion
New Cushion
You’re right, Human Daddy. Human Mommy did not do a good job of measuring this bench–the cushion she purchased is much too big.
Don’t return it, though. It makes for a splendid Dog bed.
–Cosmo
Inventory
It’s important to take an inventory of purchases everytime your Humans return from a store…
…especially when that store is Petco.
–Cosmo, Xena, and Sunny
Lap Time
It’s a shame we don’t all fit on Human Daddy’s lap at once.
We’ll just have to line up and wait for Xena’s departure.
–Stella and Cosmo
Anywhere we please
As Cats, we can stretch out anywhere…
…even with a Woofie.
–Luna
Not Cool
Quicksilver is receiving chest strokes and I am not.
Not cool, Human Daddy.
–Cosmo
Comfort
This new bed Grammy Cat gave us is ever so comfortable, but my tummy is rumbling, Humans.
Care to bring me a snack so that I can be fully comfortable?
–Cosmo
Reservation System
We really do need a reservation system for Human Daddy’s lap.
Wait times are out of control.
–Quicksilver, Cosmo, Xena, and Sunny
New Bed?
One of the Meowies perfumed my bed.
I get it, Humans.
No way, no how can you erase that smell.
Still…
You could order me a new bed from Chewy or Amazon or even Costco.
Extra Large, please.
Rush shipping.
–Cosmo
Higher
I’m higher up on the step stool than I would be on the as yet unopened box.
I like being up high, but truth be told, I wish Lily would hop down so I can get my box back.
–Luna
Daily Feline Wisdom 