They say you should do some cardio first thing in the morning.
My daily, morning routine focuses on Foot Pounce.
I think Human Mommy benefits from this, too, as she moves her ginormous paws relatively fast.
For a Human, that is.
–Luna
Good Boyfriend II
Sometimes your girlfriend will ask you a tricky question like “How do my feet smell?”
There is only one right answer to this question.
Tell her that her feet smell lovely.
–Cosmo
Foot Pounce
Don’t worry if you forget to hide your tail during the morning session of Foot Pounce. Humans have notoriously slow reflexes, especially before they’ve had their coffee. Even if they know you’re coming for them, they are incapable of moving their feet fast enough to avoid your lightening claws and teeth.
–Finnegan
Daily Feline Wisdom 