Dinnertime is upon us, Humans.
May we assume that you have planned an appropriately meaty menu for us?
–Quicksilver and Charlie
Sunday Brunch
Nothing tops off a weekend as well as a hearty Sunday Brunch with a friend.
–Amber and Luna
How do you know I won’t like it?
Humans, how do you know I won’t like peanut butter unless you offer me some? The Woofies seem quite keen on it.
Not good for me, you say?
I’m 16 going on 17. I’ll be the judge of that.
–Charlie
Obligate Carnivores
Humans, dinner time is upon us. What is this? Is this a leaf?
What part of “obligate carnivore” did you not understand?
–Phelps and Quicksilver
Inventory
When Human Daddy returns from the market, it is essential to inventory his purchases immediately.
If you don’t know what he got, how will you know what to beg for?
–Quicksilver and Cosmo
Cheat Day
Saturday night carryout? Don’t mind if I do.
Even the most dedicated dieters deserve a cheat day.
–Amber
Puppies or Ponies
Humans, I’ve asked you before and I’ll ask you again.
The Woofies are quite large already, yet you continue feeding them.
Why? How big do you want them to get? Have you ever even read the list of additives on the kibble you give them like I told you to?
Also, are you absolutely sure that you adopted Puppies and not Ponies?
–Darth Vader
A Guard Cat’s Duty…
Suppose you’ve spent all day defending the fort.
Suppose you come inside, all tuckered out, and realize that there’s simmering chicken broth attracting the likes of hounds and mini-hounds and puppy-hounds and whatever else falls under the general canine designation.
Pull yourself together.
A Guard Cat’s duty is never done.
–Phelps
Are you going to finish that?
Are you going to finish that?
–Cosmo
Household Help
Cats, help your Humans out with the housework by cleaning delicious scraps off of the stove top.
–Quicksilver
Daily Feline Wisdom 