Some of the best parties have good company but subpar Woofie food.
Sniff the food politely and then find a mutually stimulating topic of conversation like squirrels.
–Darth and Charlie
The food smells delicious to me. Just saying…
–Cosmo
Don’t Delay
Did your Human Mommy forget to pick up kitty treats when she went to the hunting ground she calls the supermarket? Don’t delay in deploying the guilt trip. Make your yellow eyes as big as saucers and suck in your furry belly as much as possible so that she understands that her forgetfulness will likely result in your starvation before either of you make it through the front door.
–Darth Vader
Manly Breakfast
A manly breakfast consists of pure protein served al fresco on a stone.
–Quicksilver and Phelps
Romantic Kibble
Even kibble makes for a romantic meal if you share it with your soul mate.
–Cosmo and Stella
Privileges of Age
Elder Cats may linger over dinner just as long as we please. Younger Cats must wait respectfully in the waiting box, sometimes referred to as a bar, until we cede our place.
Such are the privileges of age.
–Charlie
Feeding Time
Find a safe spot to collect field notes on the Woofies’ feeding time behavior.
–Lily
Then we remember…
Sometimes, humans, we wonder why we keep you around. Then we remember that you have opposable thumbs and that we have trained you to use them to our advantage.
–Amber, Darth Vader, Phelps, Quicksilver, Lily and Finnegan
Safety First
For fast service, consider placing your dinner order from the stove top. Be careful, though. Only jump up when the stove is off as nothing ruins a meal like singed fur.
–Quicksilver
Just so you know…
Just so you know, humans, when we stare at you like this, we are imagining what you taste like.
–Darth Vader and Amber
Be Clear
Never depend on others to guess what you want. Be clear about your desires. If you want dinner, don’t waste your time languishing on the couch. Jump straight up onto the dining room table to let your humans know that starvation is imminent.
–Quicksilver
Daily Feline Wisdom 