I rarely regret my lack of opposable thumbs.
Still, I feel bad that I can’t apply Human Mommy’s makeup in the morning.
Human Mommy tries to do it herself but she needs help.
Badly.
–Amber
Ageless
Human Mommy, you spend ages in the bathroom in the morning, applying various creams, powders, and Cat-Knows-What to your huge, naked face, in a futile attempt to appear “younger.”
May I make a suggestion?
Just grow out your face fur to cover your wrinkles.
Seriously, look at me. I’m positively ageless.
–Amber
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