When taking a selfie, be sure to position your pretty face just so and, if at all possible, surround yourself with jewelry, curtains, and/or woven window seat mats that enhance your uncanny eyes.
To make you feel better about your cone, your Humans may tell you that ecollars are chic, all the rage on the Paris runways. Just because your Humans say it doesn’t mean you have to believe it.
If your Humans do not immediately offer you tuna upon their return home, jump in their car and sniff around to determine where they’ve been and, more importantly, what they’ve brought you.