A navy blue dress is quite somber for a party, don’t you think?
Don’t worry! I’ll spiff up your dress with a fine sheen of white and gold fur.
–Finnegan
Logic
If you really want the ball as badly as you say you do, stop bringing it back to the Human who tosses it across the backyard, away from you, again and again and again.
Logic, Woofies, logic.
–Darth Vader
Do Not Disturb
It’s never wise to disturb a Queen, particularly when she’s napping.
–Amber
Bromance
Nothing solidifies a friendship like a good, firm headbutt.
–Cosmo and Finnegan
A well appointed park
A well appointed park contains multiple drinking fountains as you never know when hunting…er…strolling will pique your thirst.
–Phelps
Multiply your Chic
Black fur goes with everything. Nothing goes with black fur so well as more black fur.
–Darth Vader, Stella and Cosmo
How do you know I won’t like it?
Humans, how do you know I won’t like peanut butter unless you offer me some? The Woofies seem quite keen on it.
Not good for me, you say?
I’m 16 going on 17. I’ll be the judge of that.
–Charlie
Mutually Beneficial Relationships
I’ll be your lap warmer if I can warm my face in the crook of your elbow on this crisp November day.
–Darth Vader
Outnumbered
When you find yourselves outnumbered by the Meowies, stand very, very still, save for the wagging of one of your tails, which they may or may not interpret as a white flag depending on their knowledge of canine signals, the strategic importance of your physical location, and their mood.
Uh-oh, we seem to be blocking access to the Meowies’ kibble.
Deploy the Puppy Eyes! Deploy the Puppy Eyes!
–Cosmo and Stella
Superiority
We Cats know we are superior.
Thank you, PBS, for producing the documentary “The Story of Cats” that confirms what we always knew about ourselves.
–Darth Vader
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