Sometimes you have to swallow your pride and ask for help.
Help, Human Mommy! The Millenial Meowie is swallowing my dinner!
What’s that? No, I can’t politely ask her to move.
The Millenial Meowie has murder mittens!
–Stella
(Thanks to Samantha Murdoch for this wonderful description of Meowie paws. Check out samanthamurdochblog.)



Poor Stella. I am normally firmly on the side of the cat – but not here – dog food is not even good for Luna. She needs a higher percentage of protein than you do, Stella … so to ask your female human to remove the little brat from your food is good for her and good for you. You need something to eat, after all, too!
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Fortunately Human Mommy did this after snapping the photo. Human Mommy seemed to be under the impression that I could just ask Luna to leave, but even though I’m considerably bigger and stronger, Meowies have murder mittens. Thanks for being on my side! Woofs and Wags, Stella
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Outrageous! Stealing a dog’s food CANNOT be tolerated – EVER! (Well, I stole my friend’s food the other day, but that’s different. He’s at MY house, what did he expect?
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Well, if the food is in your house, it’s technically your food, right? So it’s not really stealing, per se. Woofs and Wags, Stella
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Couldn’t agree more!
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Damn millennials! (said by Gen X cat)
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Agreed! The Gen X Meowies never, well almost never, mess with my food. Woofs and Wags, Stella
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Eww. Dog food. Why in the world would one eat that? I heard cats shouldn’t eat dog food because it could mess up their nutritional balance. I do not live with a dog, but I would know better to not eat dog kibble (possibly).
Be seeing you,
Midnight
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No idea! Millenial Meowies believe everything belongs to them! Woofs and Wags, Stella
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Oh poor Stella! I agree…caution is always best when your opponent is equipped with murder mittens…Charlie had hers wrapped around my son’s head and it took all of my careful persuasion to make her release him…once I’d wiped away my tears of laughter!
However, I do hope that the trauma didn’t affect your appetite, and that Human Mommy replenished your bowl of food. Thank you very much for the mention, it was lovely of you, and I hope the rest of your day is mitten-free…😺💕xxx
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Mommy did NOT replenish my bowl but she did remove the interloper, after laughing. What on earth was so funny? Murder Mittens are serious business. Woofs and Wags, Stella
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Totally on your side there…you could always do what I do and keep a few tasty treats in your pockets as bribes…💕🐺xx
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But I’m a Dog, Ms. Murdoch! I don’t have pockets. Woofs and Wags, Stella
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Oh no!!!! Did you end up getting help?? I hope the meowie didn’t eat too much of your food! Murder mittens sound terrible!! You could lose an eye!!!
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I could lose an eye or an ear or my life! Murder Mittens are no joke! Woofs and Wags, Stella
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