It’s a lot of work being Human Mommy’s Wardrobe Mistress.
I have to pick out Human Mommy’s daily outfits and maintain a glorious sheen of shed fur on all her clothes.
The stuff she leaves in drawers and her maxi dresses are fairly easy to maintain.
To maintain the knee-length skirts, mini-skirts, blazers and hanging blouses, though, you have to be prepared to climb.
–Luna
Daily Feline Wisdom 
oh that’s my daily job too… but mostly the mama dislikes what I bring to her… she said no one can wear a bra and a jogging pants with one sock… humans huh?
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That sounds like a most stylish outfit, Phenny! Keep trying–as Wardrobe Mistresses and Masters, it’s also our job to educate the Humans about style. Purrs, Luna
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I love the way your photos coincides nicely with the post. Luna is really pretty and intelligent too🤗
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Thank you kindly! I’m the full package–brains and beauty. Purrs, Luna
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Human Mommy has some very nice prints. I bet you helped pick them out!
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No the colorful ones–those are just dreadful! To look her best, Human Mommy should dress in solid grey or grey and white prints every day. Purrs, Luna
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Luna, cats have a limited range of colors they can see. Are you sure you’re not the wardrobe mistress, but really the wardrobe misDRESS instead? Just sayin’! 😼
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Harrumph! I can see just fine! Most things are grey and white which are the two prettiest colors around! Purrs, Luna
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Oh Luna, you know I love you! 💜
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Of course I do! How could you not love me? I’m adorable. Purrs, Luna
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Hi Luna! You are a very good helper! I help my human Mom a lot, too, but can’t figure out why she’s not always that happy about it! 🤔Foster🐱
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Humans have no sense of style, Foster. That’s probably why. Purrs, Luna
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Closets are all off limits around here. Enough stuff gets torn up!
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Torn up, you say? I call that applying decorative fringe! Purrs, Luna
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I’m sure your human mommy is very happy that you take such good care of her clothes
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Strangely, she sometimes attempts to remove my glorious grey and white fur from her garments. Humans have no taste. Purrs, Luna
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Charlie likes to sit on my shoulder, so I must always be prepared to wear a comfortable sweater that she can knead…as for colour, she doesn’t mind, as long as she can blend it with her own grey, black and brown…😺💕
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Everything looks better with Cat fur. Purrs, Luna
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Picking out outfits, Luna? Do you do this by rubbing cat hairs on all of them but one, so that she is forced to choose that one?
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No–all of Human Mommy’s clothes are covered in a fine sheen of fur. How could I let her leave the house in unfurred clothing? She’d look just dreadful and other Cats might not realize that she belongs to me. Purrs, Luna
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hello luna its dennis the vizsla dog hay that duz sownd like a challendjing job but if i hav lernt wun thing frum watching the hipster kitties it is that kitties ar always prepayrd to klime!!! ha ha ok bye
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Always! Purrs, Luna
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