Old IKEA wardrobe or…
Cat Throne?
–Lily
Shower
No, you may not take a shower, Human Mommy.
Can’t you see I’m busy loafing here?
–Lily
Why?
Why are you leaving us over the weekend, Human Mommy?
Are you mad because I removed a couple of ornaments from our Dogsmas tree?
–Xena
Pillow
Does your Lady want you to be her pillow?
You’re a good guy–be her pillow.
–Sunny
Fire
Oh, fire!
You feel so good on my fur.
–Xena
Turndown Service
Be sure to place a fresh sprig of Catnip on my pillow as part of the turndown service, Humans.
Sometimes you forget.
–Darth Vader
Sick Bay
We allegedly got into a scuffle with a neighborhood tough guy and now our Humans are keeping us locked in sick bay to recuperate.
We are not pleased.
–Phelps and Finnegan
Powers of the Mind
That chicken smells divine, but I would never stoop to begging like an undignified Woofie.
I am commanding a choice morsel to land before me through the powers of my Feline mind.
–Luna
Or one can just use Puppy Eyes and remind Human Daddy who his real bestfriend is.
–Cosmo
Monday
It’s Monday again?!
That’s unfortunate for you, Humans.
We Cats simply refrain from observing Monday.
–Lily
Saved you a seat
Come sit with us, Human Mommy!
We saved you a seat.
–Cosmo, Sunny, Xena and Stella
Daily Feline Wisdom 