There is something under the stove, Human Mommy.
I’d tell you what it is, but I don’t want you to freak out.
I will dispatch of it and then leave its remains on your pillow if you are really so curious about what “it” is.
–Luna
Maximizing Cuteness
Human Mommy sometimes says that I couldn’t be any cuter if I tried.
Then I do something like this.
–Xena
Paper Shredder
I see you got a paper shredder, Humans.
Weren’t we Cats and Woofies disposing of your personal documents expeditiously by chewing, clawing and/or gnawing?
You will be hearing from our union.
–Finnegan
New Digs
Love your new place, Orion!
Want me to try and take the lid off so that we can interact more directly?
–Luna
Work night
It’s a work night, Humans.
Why aren’t you in bed yet?
–Luna and Darth Vader
Deep Freeze
Mama Stella! You are blocking the fire!
Little Xena, I have just returned from the Deep Freeze outside.
Give me a moment and, in that moment, remember that I’m bigger and stronger and more experienced than you.
–Xena and Stella
New Friends
Welcome home, Orion!
Don’t fret–you will be getting a bigger tank in a couple days.
In the meantime, let’s get to know each other…
I like Fish and you are a Fish.
Seriously, what are the odds?
–Luna
Conversation
Uncle Quicksilver has some great stories, like that time he climbed Atlas, our oak tree, or that other time he almost caught a squirrel.
You just have to restrain yourself from licking his face. Uncle Quicksilver really doesn’t like that.
–Xena
Tigress
My bowls are depleted and yet a Tigress stalks.
I hope she is stalking the bowls, albeit nearly empty, instead of me.
–Cosmo
Pride or Pack?
Are you part of the pride…
…or part of the pack?
The decision often depends on the availability of the softest seat.
–Darth Vader
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