Good morning, Morning! I’m Xena.
Good morning, Xena, I’m Saturday.
You’re the best, Saturday!!
–Xena
Priorities
You say you have to go to work, Human Mommy.
But your current job is as my mattress.
Rethink your priorities.
–Luna
I love you…
I love you, pillow…
…I mean Cosmo.
–Stella
Returns
They’re upgrading your laptops at work, Human Mommy?
You’re worried they might want you to return your old laptop’s case?
Why worry?
The fur we’ve assiduously applied only enhances its value.
–Luna
Where are you?
Princess Maple Ann…
MAPLE ANN…
…where are you?
I’m right here, little Woofie Princess.
Do you have to bark your questions so loudly?
–Princesses Xena and Maple Ann
Style
Always wear your tuxedo, no matter how hot it gets.
If you melt, at least you’ll be a stylish puddle.
–Phelps
Happy Father’s Day
Father’s Day should include a cold beer…
…and a big, warm hug.
–Cosmo
Famous
When you’re a Celbricat…
…the paparazzi are everywhere.
–Phelps, Quicksilver and Darth Vader
Happy Hour
Hit the happy hour Catnip hard enough…
…and the stones won’t feel hard, just firm enough to be an ideal mattress.
–Quicksilver
Anti-Gravity Paws III
Don’t get me wrong, I love being a Dog.
Still, I can’t help but wonder what it would be like to come equipped with Anti-Gravity, Magnetic, Propulsion Paws like the Meowies.
–Stella
Daily Feline and Canine Wisdom 