Humans do not, we repeat do NOT dress up your Cats.
We do not like that, we would hate that, we might never forgive you.
Like NEVER EVER not even for a million cans of tuna would we forgive you.
Feel free to dress up like us though. You won’t look as good as us, of course, but we’ll appreciate your effort and only mock you behind your back because, really, who are you kidding trying to look like a Cat?
Only Cats can do Cat.
–Lily
Are your Humans grouchy because they stayed up past their bedtimes following politics again?
You can promise to take an extra long nap on their behalf but ration your sympathy.
The Humans should know better by now than to stay up too late on a work night watching a wannabe cat fight without proper cats.
–Darth Vader
It’s important to show your gratitude when your Human Daddy sews you a new bed, with his own two hands, because you’ve destroyed all of your previous beds.
Try not to destroy this homemade bed for a couple of hours at least.
Thank you, Daddy!
It looks delicious…er…comfortable.
–Cosmo and Stella
Make the most of the last warm days. Winter is right around the corner.
–Quicksilver
Stretch, stretch, stretch! Eventually you will become so long that your front and back paws will touch opposite sides of the futon mattress, so long as you don’t eat the mattress first.
–Stella
What’s all the fuss about weekends, Humans? If you were a Cat, you would understand that relaxation can happen anytime, anywhere, no special days required.
–Quicksilver and Lily
Ladies, even when you let it all hang out on a Friday Night, don’t allow your tail to flop around willy nilly. Positioning one’s stripy tail gracefully is the key to a great photo.
–Amber
If you are a Pup Scout, it’s very important to watch your Human Daddy carefully when he makes a fire so that you can learn to do it, too, and earn a merit badge.
–Cosmo
Take your Woofie for a walk. Long or short, he’ll appreciate it.
–Quicksilver
Congratulations! You have successfully roused your Humans and sent them off to the place where they earn the paper that pays for your tuna and nip.
It’s high time for a well-deserved nap.
–Darth Vader
