When the Woofies are outside, all is right with the world, except for the fact that there are Woofies in it.
–Phelps
What the Ladies Want II
Don’t exhaust yourself building up your muscles. Contrary to popular opinion, all the ladies want is a soft furry belly.
Try it out for yourself. Flop on the sidewalk and expose your belly. The ladies will flock to you. Guaranteed.
–Quicksilver and Darth Vader
Sun Worshipper
Worship the sun passionately, but in moderation.
When you are done worshipping, find a nice shady spot to cool off.
–Phelps
Girl Time
No matter how nice the guys are, we ladies need our girl time to recharge.
–Amber and Lily
Sometimes the Cats Lie
The Cats told me that Human Mommy likes nothing more than freshly killed gifts.
Sometimes the Cats lie.
Still, the act of killing…er…giving is reward enough in itself.
–Stella
Good Posture
Good posture is essential to beauty. Stretch your spine regularly so that you can saunter about with balletic grace.
–Lily
It’s only fair…
If your Human Mommy is enjoying a glass or two of vino after a stressful day at the mysterious place she calls “work,” you are well within your rights to request a hit or two of nip.
It’s only fair.
–Phelps
Romantic Kibble
Even kibble makes for a romantic meal if you share it with your soul mate.
–Cosmo and Stella
What the ladies want…
When you’re grooming yourself, don’t forget to lick your tummy. Ladies swoon over a clean, snowy tummy.
–Finnegan
Don’t Get Dehydrated
It’s easy to get dehydrated on a sunny summer day. Thank goodness for public water fountains.
–Quicksilver
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