Humans need to read the kibble ingredient list very carefully.
We Cats eat cat kibble.
The Woofies eat dog kibble.
We Cats are a proper size.
The Woofies have grown to the size of small Horses.
Pay closer attention to the dog kibble additives, Humans.
Seriously, how big do you want the Woofies to get?!
–Darth Vader
Don’t let anyone tell you your chosen box is too tight just because you can’t quite squeeze in your tail. Tight boxes are always in fashion in the summer and it’s all right to let your tail hang out when the temperatures soar.
–Lily
Should your Humans install a rock garden, make sure that the rocks they choose correspond with your fur.
–Quicksilver
The best Conventions are arranged in the highest traffic areas, such as the upstairs hallway, to minimize the Conventioneers’ travel time and maximize the possibility of tripping the clumsy Humans.
–Darth Vader, Finnegan, Lily and Amber
Even though you may miss your Humans while they are away at the mysterious place they call “work,” you have to admit that their absences allow for more uninterrupted nap time.
It would be nice if they made the bed, though, before leaving. Just saying…
–Finnegan and Darth Vader
If you are persistent, all doors will eventually open for you, even the magical ones.
–Amber
There is nothing like the early evening’s promise of coolness to cap off a lovely summer’s day.
–Amber, Finnegan and Quicksilver
It’s important to know how to read body language. You know a discussion is getting heated when the ears go back, the eyes narrow, and someone’s tail flicks into a blur of staccato irritation.
–Lily and Finnegan
It’s Friday leading into a long weekend. Be sure to polish up your paws before taking your girl out on the town.
–Quicksilver
Human Women can waste a lot of time, money and space accumulating random bottles and tubes and powders to use in their beauty routine. Amateurs…
We Girl Cats know better. All you need to look your best is a sandpaper – like tongue for grooming and exfoliating, a high protein diet for to keep your fur glossy and your muscles toned, and a minimum of 16 hours of beauty sleep per day.
–Amber
Daily Feline and Canine Wisdom 