Leave a pile of dark-colored outerwear unattended long enough, awaiting its annual trip to the dry-cleaners, and eventually a dark-colored cat will claim it for his throne.
–Darth Vader
What the Ladies Want III
Kissing is all well and good, but what a lady really wants is for you to lick her face.
–Finnegan
Try Something New
Are your Woofies getting too big? Have your Humans done nothing to slow their alarming growth rate?
Perhaps it’s time to sample the Woofies’ additive – rich cuisine so that you can expand from properly sized domestic cat to wild cheetah or panther as appropriate.
–Amber and Darth Vader
Love Bites
Biting your loved ones doesn’t mean you don’t love them. It just means you’re still teething.
–Stella
Great Guard Cats
A great guard Cat is never caught sleeping on the job. The open mouth? It’s not a yawn–it’s a fearsome roar.
–Phelps
Make it Work
Even if the lap is too small, stylish Dogs make it work.
–Cosmo
Don’t Delay
Did your Human Mommy forget to pick up kitty treats when she went to the hunting ground she calls the supermarket? Don’t delay in deploying the guilt trip. Make your yellow eyes as big as saucers and suck in your furry belly as much as possible so that she understands that her forgetfulness will likely result in your starvation before either of you make it through the front door.
–Darth Vader
Listen to your Body
Sometimes you bound out of bed in the morning, brimming with energy and plans for the day ahead. Sometimes when you get to the end of the hallway, you realize that you might have been just a little over enthusiastic about the whole morning thing.
Plop yourself down on the floor and have a good snooze.
It’s what your body wants.
–Lily and Amber
Manly Breakfast
A manly breakfast consists of pure protein served al fresco on a stone.
–Quicksilver and Phelps
Pawdicure
Gentlemen(cats), if you are planning on wearing sandals, give yourself a pawdicure first.
Varnish is optional.
–Finnegan
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