Concentrate all of your energy on the faucet long enough and it will start dripping again.
–Charlie
Power of the Mind
Concentrate your energy on the door. You can open it with the power of your mind.
–Lily
Sleeping Arrangements
Are there Woofies on your bed? Go up high. You might even make new friends, like Mr. Donkey and the friendly dragons on the paper lantern the Humans never did figure out how to install.
–Amber
Ownership
Cats own everything they touch.
These sparkly pink flip-flops therefore belong to the Cat attached to the tail that is strategically touching both of them to maintain control of the pair, not just one, because no one wants a single sandal.
–Lily
No I am not Dead…
No, I am not dead.
Yes, I could be dying.
The heat dome is particularly dangerous for those of us with black, heat-absorbing fur.
–Darth Vader
Nothing to Drink
Are you under a heat dome? Is your drippy faucet broken? Have your Neanderthal Humans failed to call a plumber to fix the faucet because they prefer showers?
You are going to die.
Stare hard at your Humans so that they understand your untimely demise is ALL THEIR FAULT.
When the Humans are no longer in the bathroom, take a restorative glug from the toilet.
Little Finnegan says it’s not half bad and things are not yet dire enough that you need to drink from your water bowl.
–Charlie
Nothing is Lost
With a good sniffer, nothing is ever truly lost, not even the frisbee that was “misplaced” in the underbrush for several months.
–Cosmo
Nap on a Glacier
When the temperatures are unbearably hot, curl yourself up for a nap in the AC on top of a white comforter.
You may dream that you’re napping on a glacier like a regular polar cat.
–Finnegan
Tete-a-tete
There’s no better place and time for a prolonged chat than at the top of the stairs, early in the morning, when your Human Mommy is running late for work and is wearing a new pair of platform sandals in which you’re not convinced she’s capable of balancing her clumsy self.
–Phelps and Lily
All is Well
If you can stretch out comfortably and let yourself dream, all is still well.
–Lily
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