Yay! You are finally getting up, Human Mommy!
None too soon! It’s already half past Food o’Clock!
–Quicksilver
The Hump
Hump Day?
Just another day of me being me, excellently.
–Orzo, Guest Contributor
Here I am…
Here I am, in all my glory. Well, perhaps not all my glory.
To extend myself any farther out of my shell would be undignified.
–Princess Maple Ann
Labor Day
Why are you here, Humans and not at the mysterious place you call “work?”
Labor Day, you say? Interesting…
Now get to work! Open some tuna, pour some cream, and procure some potent ‘Nip.
Celebrate Labor Day by working for your Cats.
–Darth Vader and Phelps
Perfect Sunday
Nothing is better than a piping hot cup of coffee shared with your favorite male grey and white Cat on his fabulous new deck.
Now where’s that saucer of cream I ordered?
–Quicksilver
Bespoke Tux
You’re going out wearing that, Humans?
It’s alright… You tried your best, I suppose…
Not all of us have the privilege of being born in a bespoke tux.
–Phelps
My New Deck
Thank you for my new deck, Humans.
Please keep the Woofies off of it.
They’d ruin the feng shui.
–Quicksilver
Negotiations
“You have destroyed your last Dog bed!” says Human Daddy. “No more Dog beds for you!”
We could have deployed the Puppy Eyes earlier, perhaps, but sometimes negotiations hinge on timing.
We deployed the Puppy Eyes right after our return from a fabulous, adventurous, EXHAUSTING walk/run.
Now we have an extra-large Papasan chair cushion all to ourselves.
Thank you, Human Daddy.
Thank you, Amazon Prime.
–Cosmo, Xena and Stella
I feel pretty
Want to be pretty, Humans?
You must groom yourself more frequently and take more naps.
–Lily and Amber
Guard Catting
A Guard Cat is never truly at repose.
It may look as though I am getting ready for a nap but I am really guarding this computer bag.
Now go away as the guarding of bags is best performed asleep.
–Luna
Daily Feline and Canine Wisdom 