Is your cellphone really more important than me, your Lap Panther?
That’s better…
…though a chin skritch would be best of all.
–Darth Vader
Both Hands
You don’t need both hands…
Do you, Human Daddy?
–Quicksilver
Are you done?
Are you done with that, Stella?
Waste not want not…
We’re more than happy to help you finish it off!
–Cosmo and Xena
Friday
Yay! It’s finally Friday!
Don’t forget to pick up Catnip, Humans.
I have big plans for happy hour.
–Lily
Dishes
These dishes appear to be clean.
Why isn’t my dinner sitting atop one of them?
–Quicksilver
TV
We Cats sometimes snooze off watching Bird TV…
…especially if there are only Finch reruns on.
–Lily
Tux
Here I am, resplendent in my tux, awaiting my dinner.
Ahem! AWAITING my dinner!
–Phelps
Branding
As a CelebriCat, you must not let the paparazzi get a good picture of you every time.
To do so would diminish your brand.
–Luna
Meeting the Neighbors
Don’t be shy introducing yourself to your neighbors!
Simply scale the fence that separates your backyard from theirs and say “hey” or “meow,” as appropriate.
–Luna
A Bug!
There’s a bug!
A fluttery, frenzied fly right there in the houseplant!
I wonder why the other Guard Dogs are snoozing through the excitement.
–Xena
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