Blizzards make for great bird tv.
–Phelps and Lily
Cardboard Has No Feelings
It’s okay to abandon your starter box for a bigger, better box when one becomes available. Your original box won’t be sad, as cardboard has no feelings.
–Phelps
Palaces
You don’t need a palace if you have a comfortable box.
–Phelps
The Grand Siesta
Naps can happen anytime, anywhere. The afternoon Grand Siesta, however, is best performed on a soft pillow, on a big bed.
–Quicksilver
Supervision
If your humans are not receptive to your paws-on assistance with housework, the least you can do is supervise them from high up.
–Lily
Tax Time
You don’t have to be an accountant to help your humans with their taxes; you just have to sit on their documents.
–Darth Vader
Home Improvement
Nothing improves a room like a wide, carpet-covered window seat.
–Lily
Saying “I love you”
Some cats say “I love you” to their humans simply by purring. Purring is good, but if you really, truly love your people, you should bestow a loving flesh wound on them now and again.
–Phelps
Magnificent Inscrutability
Maintain order in your castle by adopting an air of magnificent inscrutability.
–Darth Vader
Then we remember…
Sometimes, humans, we wonder why we keep you around. Then we remember that you have opposable thumbs and that we have trained you to use them to our advantage.
–Amber, Darth Vader, Phelps, Quicksilver, Lily and Finnegan
