Daily Feline and Canine Wisdom

Good morning, Human Mommy!

Care to share some of that delicious smelling breakfast sandwich with me?

–Xena

Midnight snack, Humans? What a lovely idea! Are you cracking open a can of tuna?

Wait–you are going for leftover Halloween candy?!

Gross.

–Finnegan

Sure, we do some things independently.

But most things are matters for the Pack.

–Cosmo, Stella, Sunny, and Xena

I am devastated by the failure of my 2019 Official Halloween Portrait photo shoot.

I’m hitting the bars to console myself.

–Darth Vader

Oh, no, no, no, NO!

Why are there flowers in my 2019 Official Halloween Portrait and why are they bigger than my pumpkins?

Why is there a pumpkin on top of my hay bale? Who does that?!

I can’t work like this.

–Darth Vader

I understand that you are tidying up the office space, Human Mommy, but don’t even think of moving this old, perfectly furred computer bag.

It’s the best bed we’ve got.

–Lily

You finished your dinner, Humans.

When is mine coming?

–Cosmo

We are both asleep but…

…I feel like Finnegan’s nap is upstaging mine.

–Darth Vader

The Meowies, Woofies, and Humans have couches whereas I have leaf hammocks.

I definitely have better furniture.

–Orion

The Woofies may need to go out…

…but for us Cats it’s just a bit too early to get up on a Saturday.

–Luna