Last week, you told me that the basket of clean clothes is not a bed, Human Mommy.
This week, you’re telling me that the hamper full of dirty laundry is not a bed either.
Where’s a Kitten supposed to catch a good snooze around here?
–Luna
Not a Bed
What do you mean this basket of clean laundry is not a bed, Human Mommy?
It is quite lovely for a lie-down.
What’s that, Human Mommy, you want to know where the lint roller is?
How should I know?
–Luna
No Room
As Cats, sometimes you have to deliver uncomfortable truths to your Humans, such as the fact that there is no room for them on the bed.
–Amber, Quicksilver, Finnegan, Darth Vader and Phelps
Unreasonable Rules
There is no good reason to follow unreasonable Rules, such as no Cats on the bed.
–Lily and Finnegan
Do Not Disturb
Were you Humans planning on making the bed before heading off to the place you call “work”? Don’t, just don’t. A cat is sleeping on the bed, her bed…
Do NOT disturb.
–Amber
The Boss
You don’t have to be big to claim the best spot on the bed. You just have to be the boss.
–Amber
Different Words
You call it a “puppy bed.” I call it a “California King Size Cat Bed.” We use different words for the same thing. The only difference is that puppies are never, EVER allowed on my bed.
–Amber
Beds
Only bed down on top of a dog crate in a pinch. Real beds are highly preferable.
–Charlie
Daily Feline Wisdom 