Cat above–
Woofie below.
–Quicksilver
Winter Accommodations
The Private Members Only Cat Club, sometimes erroneously referred to as the front porch, offers adequate overnight accommodations in the spring, summer and early fall.
In the late fall and winter, the discerning Lion prefers to bed down atop a basket of fresh laundry in the Feline Penthouse, sometimes erroneously referred to as what should be the master bedroom but for the Cats.
–Finnegan
Curfew!
You have stayed out way past your curfew, Humama.
You’re grounded!
–Orzo, Guest Contributor
Thursday
How can I possibly wake up for Thursday, Human Mommy?
I’m exhausted from struggling over the Wednesday hump!
–Lily
Fire
Nothing beats a fire on a chilly night.
Right, Papa Cosmo?
Right, Little Xena. Fires are the best!
–Cosmo and Xena
Thanks
Thanks for fostering my Kittens and me, Humama.
Now don’t dare come a step closer, unless you have a fitting offering of tuna, treats or cream.
–Leto
Healthy Humans
Help your Humans maintain a healthy lifestyle!
They can’t become couch potatoes if there’s no space left on the couch.
–Cosmo, Xena, Stella and Sunny
Ignoring you
Yet another unauthorized trip, Human Mommy?
I’m starting to ignore you…
…preemptively.
–Amber
Loafing
Don’t judge!
Loafing is a recognized sport.
As is Sleep-Loafing.
–Lily
Lonely
Ever feel lonely?
Just hold on tight, be yourself, and put a wish out to the universe.
Company will show up…
…sometimes even more company than you wished.
–Cosmo
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