I used to help Human Daddy with the fire.
It’s Xena’s turn now.
Maybe I can start helping Human Mommy with her wine.
–Cosmo
Self-Serve
Sometimes dinner is late in coming.
At those times you must serve yourself.
–Quicksilver
Slow Service
What’s the hold-up, Human Daddy?
We’ve been waiting on our order of chicken and pumpkin stew forever!
Isn’t it ready yet?
–Cosmo, Stella, Xena and Sunny
Closed Doors
I want to leave…
…and yet the door is closed.
Unacceptable…
…totally unacceptable.
–Amber
To brunch…
To brunch or to nap?
Fortunately, brunch continues into the late afternoon…
Plenty of time to wake up, grab a Meowmosa, and return to our Sunday Sleep Marathon.
–Darth Vader and Finnegan
Compartmentalization
What a clever laundry hamper, Humans!
There’s a compartment for clothes, a compartment for sheets, and, most importantly…
…one for Cats.
–Luna
Cookies
Why are you making me wait to nosh on my cookies until they’ve cooled down, Human Mommy?
They smell so good and I’m ever so hungry…
I promise I won’t burn my tongue!
–Cosmo
Guard Catting
We Guard Cats have not abandoned our post.
We have strategically shifted our post
No one is going to steal the outside areas of the fort now that it has gotten so chilly.
The cozy inside is another matter…
We are vigilantly guarding the warm bed and keeping it warm in so doing.
You’re welcome, Humans.
–Darth Vader, Finnegan and Quicksilver
Learning to Loaf
It is important to teach your Kittens the art of loafing at a young age.
Some learn faster than others…
I’m a good loaf, aren’t I Mama Leto?
Yes, Artemis, you are loafing well.
Now, Apollo, do pay attention!
But I’m BORED! Can we play now?
–Leto, Artemis and Apollo, Guest Contributors
Panther
It’s okay to stare…
I know I’m too gorgeous for words.
–Darth Vader
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