It’s not that cats don’t like water; we just don’t like seeing our humans wasting it on baths and showers. Water is for hydrating oneself ; tongues are for grooming oneself.
–Charlie
Intense Workouts
Does your workout feel too intense? Take a break by collapsing on the treadmill. Call it yoga if that eases your conscience.
–Amber
Living Room Jungles
The outdoors can be uncomfortably chilly in the winter. Instruct your humans to plant and maintain a living room jungle so that you can enjoy nature in the comfort of your home.
–Finnegan
Duty
Guarding the fort is no joking matter. When the puppy gets big enough and smart enough, maybe he can help. Maybe…
–Phelps
The Proper Order
Cats above and puppy below–such is the proper order of things.
–Amber and Lily
Fashion Police
It is okay to criticize your little brother’s wardrobe, even if his long legs, curled tail, and enviable bone structure render a loud plaid almost chic.
–Darth Vader
Embrace your Curves
The cardboard box fits if you can fit your whole body in it. Don’t let anyone tell you it’s too tight. Embrace your curves.
–Lily
Safety First
For fast service, consider placing your dinner order from the stove top. Be careful, though. Only jump up when the stove is off as nothing ruins a meal like singed fur.
–Quicksilver
Denial
Is something like a puppy annoying you? Simply turn your head and narrow your eyes or fall into a deep sleep. Denial won’t solve the issue, but it will offer a brief reprieve from your annoyance.
–Lily and Amber
Catnip Mouse
Occasionally partaking of a catnip mouse will not turn you into a cat, I hope.
–Cosmo
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