As Cats, we can stretch out anywhere…
…even with a Woofie.
–Luna
Forgetting Something
Good morning, Human Mommy.
You’ve let the Woofies out, you’ve made coffee…
But you’ve forgotten something important.
Think really hard, Human Mommy. It will come to you… No?
Cat treats! You’ve forgotten to distribute Cat treats!
–Lily
Job Description
Sometimes your Humans may forget that their job description includes providing a lap until you decide otherwise.
I am enjoying this lap, Human Mommy.
Stay!
–Louie, Guest Contributor
Inventory
Be sure to count your logs…
…in order to calculate how many hours of fire you will have.
–Luna
Thank you, Grammy Cat!
Thank you for my new big bed, Grammy Cat!
Despite what the Woofies say, I know that you intended it for me and only me as its brown color complements my autumnal stripes.
–Lily
Prodigal Cat
I recently moved to my Winter Palace,* as I do every year.
Human Mommy fretted, as she does every year.
Unlike other years, when she has been more accepting,** Human Mommy dispatched Human Daddy*** to retrieve me.
So I find myself back in my Summer Palace.
For now…
–Phelps
*Phelps’ Winter Palace is a cold weather shelter for stray cats that a neighbor set up 4 houses down from his Summer Palace. No strays have taken advantage of the Winter Palace, as Phelps claimed it as his, several winters ago.
**Human Mommy has never really “accepted” this situation. It’s just plain embarrassing when your Cat leaves a perfectly well heated house, numerous Cat trees, and expensive kibble to rough it in a heated storage container with an endless supply of Meow Mix.
***Human Daddy, while not nearly as embarrassed as Human Mommy, sent numerous Cat photos to the neighbor 4 houses down so that she could see that Phelps’ Summer Palace isn’t half bad.
Not Cool
Quicksilver is receiving chest strokes and I am not.
Not cool, Human Daddy.
–Cosmo
Not Today
So you want to take a picture of a Lion prowling along the fence top?
Sorry, paparazzi.
Not today.
–Finnegan
Prime
Well, hello there.
Congratulations on your order of an Amazonian Apex Predator.
Now where’s my dinner?
–Luna
Guard Cat
With temperatures getting chillier by the day…
…it is most important to guard your firewood.
–Finnegan
Daily Feline Wisdom 