One of the Meowies perfumed my bed.
I get it, Humans.
No way, no how can you erase that smell.
Still…
You could order me a new bed from Chewy or Amazon or even Costco.
Extra Large, please.
Rush shipping.
–Cosmo
Turndown
The turndown service in this establishment leaves much to be desired.
–Darth Vader
Rearrangements
So you’re rearranging the living room again, Humans.
Count me unimpressed.
–Finnegan
Lullaby
Could you sing my beloved Daffodils a lullaby, Humans?
I want them to wake up sunny and well rested tomorrow.
–Phelps
Taste
This new carpet complements my fur rather nicely.
You have good taste, Humans.
–Amber
R and R
Even Guard Cats need…
…some R and R.
–Luna
Your chair…
Your chair, Human Mommy?
What nonsense is this?
–Lily
What about us?!
You just gave treats to Darth Vader, Human Mommy, to interrupt his aria of starvation.
But what about us?
Don’t you see that we are starving even more than Darth as we lack the strength to sing for our dinner?
–Quicksilver and Luna
Mantle
Nothing embellishes a mantle…
…as well as a Cat.
–Lily
Another Tree
Thank you, Humans, for installing another sacred Cat Tree in the bedroom.
The bed can get a bit crowded with the Woofies.
–Lily
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