Have your Humans abandoned the yard work halfway through? Initiate your eye lazers.
Cats disapprove of an unkempt garden.
–Quicksilver
Futons II
If your Humans insist on assembling the new futon because two of the three of you allegedly ate the couch, don’t stand in their way. Futons can be surprisingly comfortable.
–Darth Vader, Stella and Cosmo
An Evening Stroll
An evening stroll is good for the mind, body, and spirit.
–Phelps, Darth Vader, Quicksilver and Lily
Adventurous Relaxation
Relax adventurously. Stretch out for your next nap in the Woofies’ crate.
–Finnegan
Ambushes
If you crouch down really low, you will be undetectable to the cat on the other side of the bush until you pounce.
–Quicksilver and Amber
Futons
Did the futon you ordered online because the Woofies ate the couch arrive missing some crucial parts? No worries…
The futon’s cardboard box makes for an adequate lounging spot. There’s really no need to assemble anything.
–Lily, Amber and Darth Vader
Cat Time
Sometimes* cats need cat time, no puppies** involved.
–Phelps and Charlie
*“Sometimes” sometimes means “at all times,” depending on the context.
**If puppies are the context, “sometimes” means “at all times, forever and ever and EVER.”
Find your oasis
Find your oasis and visit it frequently.
–Lily
Charming Efforts
Praise your Human Mommy for picking out blazers that go with your glistening, tortoise-shell fur. Admittedly, your Human Mommy will never be as pretty as you are, but she’s charming for imitating you, as best she can.
–Amber
Alternative Hydration Sources
Don’t knock it ’til you’ve tried it.
–Finnegan
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