What’s the hold-up, Human Daddy?
We’ve been waiting on our order of chicken and pumpkin stew forever!
Isn’t it ready yet?
–Cosmo, Stella, Xena and Sunny
Begging…
You Humans call it “begging.”
We call it “ordering.”
–Luna, Stella, and Cosmo
No need to cook
Humans, don’t feel obliged to boil that lovely chicken on my account. Just remove the plastic and place the bird on the floor. I’ll serve myself–no problem.
–Charlie
A Guard Cat’s Duty…
Suppose you’ve spent all day defending the fort.
Suppose you come inside, all tuckered out, and realize that there’s simmering chicken broth attracting the likes of hounds and mini-hounds and puppy-hounds and whatever else falls under the general canine designation.
Pull yourself together.
A Guard Cat’s duty is never done.
–Phelps
Dishwasher Inspections
Are you wondering if your dishwasher is cleaning your dishes thoroughly? Hire your cat to do a sniff inspection. Payment can be rendered in tuna, chicken, shrimp and/or steak, depending on your inspector’s preferences.
–Quicksilver
Daily Feline Wisdom 