When temperatures soar, discerning young Lions eschew the couch, bench and cubby holes of the Private Members-only Cat Club in favor of the glass table top.
If you close your eyes, you may even have visions of ice fishing.
–Finnegan
Drown your Sorrows
Are your pretty Daffodils menaced by Stella, the winter storm not the clumsy Woofie? Is there absolutely nothing you can do to keep them safe?
Don’t let the Daffodils sense your concern. Don’t fill their innocent, petaled heads with thoughts of their untimely demise.
Feel free, though, to drink away your sorrows at the Lion’s Head Tavern.
–Phelps
Mutually Beneficial Relationships
I’ll be your lap warmer if I can warm my face in the crook of your elbow on this crisp November day.
–Darth Vader
Keep Warm
When the temperatures drop, it is good to lounge in front of a roaring fire just like the cats taught you.
–Cosmo
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