Are you planning on washing these dishes, Humans?
Never mind, I’ll just lick off the good stuff and maybe, accidentally, break the Ginger Cat Mug.
The Ginger had it coming.
He’s looking at me funny.
–Quicksilver
Dishwasher Inspection
How will you know if your dishes are really clean unless we sniff-inspect them for you?
You’re welcome, Humans.
–Chief Inspector Lily and Lieutenant Sniffer Luna
No one listens to you…
Sometimes it feels like no one listens to you.
For example, if I had even a pinch of catnip for every time I told Human Mommy that cups belong on the top rack of the dishwasher, I’d have a such a nice buzz that I might even stop fretting over the rinse cycle.
–Quicksilver
Dishwasher
Hate to break it to you Humans, but your dishwasher is basic, low-end, cheapo.
To get the dishes really clean, allow your Cats to lick up the delectable bits from pots and plates and cutlery.
–Quicksilver
Priorities
Unloading the dishwasher is all well and good but wouldn’t it be more productive to crack open a can or two or three of tuna for your beloved panther?
–Darth Vader
Daily Feline Wisdom 