One of these is not like the others…
No, it’s not me, Humans. Don’t be speciesist!
It’s obviously Sunny, the only Ginger of the pack.
–Darth Vader
Not like the others
Mean
It’s mean not to share your meal with a Dog…
…who is obviously starving.
–Cosmo
Last Bite
Are you too full to finish your last bite of dinner, Human Daddy?
We don’t want to waste food.
Please allow me to help.
–Cosmo
Facial
Mama Stella gives the best facials.
–Xena
Yum!!!
Homemade boiled chicken AND sauteed chicken gizzards?!
Yes, please.
–Cosmo, Stella, Xena, Sunny, and Darth Vader
Smoosh
When you love somebody…
…you should smoosh your muzzle against theirs as often as possible.
–Xena and Sunny
Midnight Snack
Indulging in a midnight snack, Humans?
Your snack will taste better if you share it with me…
…and me.
–Lily and Sunny
Bacon
Bacon?
Is that BACON?!
Gimme some.
–Cosmo
Woe is me
Oh my Dog! It’s cold outside but there still isn’t any snow.
No snow to gallop through…
No snow to play fetch in…
No snow to keep the Humans home.
–Cosmo
Netflix
This Netflix show is exciting, Humans…
…but it’s also a bit scary.
I hope it won’t give me nightmares.
–Xena
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