I had maybe too much fun on Saturday, maybe too many Meowgaritas.
A tummy rub might be helpful right now.
If not, I’ll let you know instantly with my claws and teeth.
–Lily
Wake-up Call
Half past noon you say, Humans?
Why on earth are you disturbing me at such an early hour?
Please go away.
I need to sleep off multiple Meowgaritas.
–Lily
Catnip
Oh, Catnip, my old friend, what have we done this time? More importantly, where are those Woofies? My head is about to burst and I have a hungover crimp in my tail. I need hair of the Woofies, stat.
–Lily
Hangover
Got a hangover after downing too many ‘Niparitas last night?
Follow your Big Sister Lily’s lead. She knows how to sleep this off like it never even happened.
–Luna
Hair of the Dog
Did you think you could participate in the Meowies’ Friday Night Catnip-fueled celebration because you are much bigger than the Meowies and therefore should have a much higher capacity for the ‘nip?
That was a mistake.
There are not enough hairs on your whole body to make up for last night’s miscalculation.
–Cosmo
Hangover
Hit the ‘nip a little too hard last night? Accidentally start a brawl in the most popular Cat Bar in town, also known as the kitchen?
Nothing a 20-hour cat nap can’t cure.
–Quicksilver
Hair of the Dog
Did you find yourself sleeping in your bathroom this morning with absolutely no idea how you got there?
It’s the price you pay for a wild Friday night.
Now pull yourself together and stalk the Dogs.
Their hairs are great for hangovers.
–Lily
Daily Feline Wisdom 