Porch weather you say, Humans?
No, it is not. It is Private-Members-Only-Cat-Club weather.
You Humans are not Club Members.
Shoo!
–Phelps and Quicksilver
Do you mind?
Do you mind, Paparazzi?
My Shadow Panther and I are enjoying a private moment here.
–Darth Vader
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