Puppy Princesses need their beauty sleep. So do Cat Queens.
Nothing prevents us from napping together once and awhile.
We’re all royalty, after all.
–Stella and Amber
Puppy Eyes
Are your Humans trying to enforce an unreasonable rule* like “no furry children in the bedroom while the Humans are away at the mysterious place they call ‘work’?”
Time to deploy the Puppy Eyes and a grand Puppy Yawn.
–Stella and Cosmo
*This rule is obviously unreasonable because we have nothing good to lounge on in our living room given that we have eaten all of our futon mattresses, our couch, a comfy side chair and a footrest.
Gratitude
It’s important to show your gratitude when your Human Daddy sews you a new bed, with his own two hands, because you’ve destroyed all of your previous beds.
Try not to destroy this homemade bed for a couple of hours at least.
Thank you, Daddy!
It looks delicious…er…comfortable.
–Cosmo and Stella
Puppies or Ponies
Humans, I’ve asked you before and I’ll ask you again.
The Woofies are quite large already, yet you continue feeding them.
Why? How big do you want them to get? Have you ever even read the list of additives on the kibble you give them like I told you to?
Also, are you absolutely sure that you adopted Puppies and not Ponies?
–Darth Vader
Too Close
Meowies don’t like it when you get too close to them. Don’t worry if you forget this rule–the Meowies will remind you.
–Stella
A Guard Cat’s Duty…
Suppose you’ve spent all day defending the fort.
Suppose you come inside, all tuckered out, and realize that there’s simmering chicken broth attracting the likes of hounds and mini-hounds and puppy-hounds and whatever else falls under the general canine designation.
Pull yourself together.
A Guard Cat’s duty is never done.
–Phelps
Puppies are like Rainbows
Puppies are like Rainbows.
No matter what, we’ll brighten your day.
–Cosmo and Stella
All the Sweet Things
Feeling blue? Try telling yourself even a fraction of all the sweet things you tell your puppy all day long, every day, without even thinking, just breathing in and out the love.
Smart girl. Good girl. Princess. You’re the best Puppy (Human) ever.
Feel better, right?
–Stella
Magic
Who says that Meowies are the only magical animals? We Woofies can do magic, too. Just look how we created snowdrifts, on our couch, on a hot August morning.
–Cosmo and Stella
Nothing is Lost
With a good sniffer, nothing is ever truly lost, not even the frisbee that was “misplaced” in the underbrush for several months.
–Cosmo
Daily Feline Wisdom 