Running with scissors is never safe.
Catnapping on top of scissors is totally fine.
–Luna
Lost Something?
Lost something, Humans, like the pair of scissors you just had?
Don’t ask us Cats. It’s not our job to keep track of your stuff.
–Lily
Scissors
Scissors, Humans? Are you kidding me? This box you ordered has been on the floor for weeks. It is now my bed, perfectly contoured to my furry body.
I bet you don’t even remember what’s in it.
–Lily
Daily Feline Wisdom 