The perimeter is secure…
…thanks to me,…
…Luna,…
…Guard Cat Extraordinaire.
–Luna
24/7
We guard the Homestead all day, every day.
We guard the Homestead through the night.
We Guard Cats provide 24/7 security.
–Phelps and Quicksilver
Missing Signage
The Humans have put up multiple signs alerting passers-by to the presence of Woofies.
Strangely, there are as yet no signs referencing us Jungle Cats.
Maybe the Humans see us as their secret weapon.
–Darth Vader and Phelps
Home Security
Even if you make it past the Guard Woofies…
…you’ll still have to deal with me.
–Phelps
Guarding the Fort
To maximize security, it is essential to have two Guard Cats on duty at any given time so that when one takes his nap break the other will remain vigilant to any and all threats to the Fort.
–Darth Vader and Phelps
Daily Feline Wisdom 