As Cat Princesses, graceful relaxation is an important part of your royal duties.
How else will your sometimes stressed, uptight Human subjects recognize your superiority?
–Luna and Lily
No judgment
Are your Humans hitting the vino kind of hard while watching the election returns tonight?
Remind them that it’s a work night, but don’t judge them too harshly, so long as they pour you a tunatini, a niparita, a Catmopolitan or the cocktail of your choice.
Elections are stressful for all of us.
–Amber
Feeling stressed?
Are you feeling stressed out on account of work, personal matters, or the fact that your Humans adopted two–count them TWO!!!—puppies? Take a relaxing nap. A nap is never the wrong option.
–Phelps
Daily Feline Wisdom 