Have your Humans still not called a plumber to fix the drippy faucet of youth so that it drips again?
Desperate times call for desperate measures.
Not half bad–much better than a water bowl.
–Charlie
Half a Wish
It’s not the same as licking the water droplets out of the drippy faucet. Still, it’s better than nothing.
–Charlie
Nothing to Drink
Are you under a heat dome? Is your drippy faucet broken? Have your Neanderthal Humans failed to call a plumber to fix the faucet because they prefer showers?
You are going to die.
Stare hard at your Humans so that they understand your untimely demise is ALL THEIR FAULT.
When the Humans are no longer in the bathroom, take a restorative glug from the toilet.
Little Finnegan says it’s not half bad and things are not yet dire enough that you need to drink from your water bowl.
–Charlie
Old Adages
Old adages don’t necessarily apply to the modern world. Have you heard the one about age before beauty? It only applies when the beauty is NOT a youthful tortie who makes you wait an eternity you don’t have to drink from the bathtub faucet.
Millenials.
–Charlie
Water Conservation
It’s not that cats don’t like water; we just don’t like seeing our humans wasting it on baths and showers. Water is for hydrating oneself ; tongues are for grooming oneself.
–Charlie
Daily Feline Wisdom 