Porch weather you say, Humans?
No, it is not. It is Private-Members-Only-Cat-Club weather.
You Humans are not Club Members.
Shoo!
–Phelps and Quicksilver
Spring!
Spring
has
finally
sprung.
–Phelps
Consult the Gnome
Mighty cold weather for spring, isn’t it, Mr. Gnome?
What’s that? You don’t foresee it warming up properly until May?
Oh dear…
–Lily
Severe Weather
I’m going to swat your face, Big Sis Lily!
Au contraire, Little One. Don’t you see my mighty paw bearing down on your head?
I will transform myself into a kitten-tornado, Big Sis.
And my tail will become a tsunami, Little One.
–Luna and Lily
Daily Feline Wisdom 