We cats are sorry that you have to go to work, humans. Perhaps if you were covered in glossy fur and knew how to purr, you too could have an opposable – thumbed staff to tend to your every need and desire.
Winter is cold for us kitties. Winter is even colder for our humans who lack fur. Help your humans by shedding on their bathmat. Your hand-me-down fur will adhere to their damp feet, providing insulation.