It is easier to make new friends when you have common interests. Is your potential friend an ornithologist? Get up on the window seat and watch some birdies with your new buddy.
Some types of Catnip will make you ricochet off the walls. Other types of Catnip will konk you out and produce mind-bending dreams. If you don’t like surprises, make sure you know what type of nip is in the carrot before partaking of it.
Are you wondering if your dishwasher is cleaning your dishes thoroughly? Hire your cat to do a sniff inspection. Payment can be rendered in tuna, chicken, shrimp and/or steak, depending on your inspector’s preferences.