There’s no better place and time for a prolonged chat than at the top of the stairs, early in the morning, when your Human Mommy is running late for work and is wearing a new pair of platform sandals in which you’re not convinced she’s capable of balancing her clumsy self.
–Phelps and Lily
If you can stretch out comfortably and let yourself dream, all is still well.
–Lily
Leave a pile of dark-colored outerwear unattended long enough, awaiting its annual trip to the dry-cleaners, and eventually a dark-colored cat will claim it for his throne.
–Darth Vader
Kissing is all well and good, but what a lady really wants is for you to lick her face.
–Finnegan
Are your Woofies getting too big? Have your Humans done nothing to slow their alarming growth rate?
Perhaps it’s time to sample the Woofies’ additive – rich cuisine so that you can expand from properly sized domestic cat to wild cheetah or panther as appropriate.
–Amber and Darth Vader
Biting your loved ones doesn’t mean you don’t love them. It just means you’re still teething.
–Stella
A great guard Cat is never caught sleeping on the job. The open mouth? It’s not a yawn–it’s a fearsome roar.
–Phelps
Even if the lap is too small, stylish Dogs make it work.
–Cosmo
Did your Human Mommy forget to pick up kitty treats when she went to the hunting ground she calls the supermarket? Don’t delay in deploying the guilt trip. Make your yellow eyes as big as saucers and suck in your furry belly as much as possible so that she understands that her forgetfulness will likely result in your starvation before either of you make it through the front door.
–Darth Vader
Sometimes you bound out of bed in the morning, brimming with energy and plans for the day ahead. Sometimes when you get to the end of the hallway, you realize that you might have been just a little over enthusiastic about the whole morning thing.
Plop yourself down on the floor and have a good snooze.
It’s what your body wants.
–Lily and Amber
Daily Feline Wisdom 