Have your Humans still not called a plumber to fix the drippy faucet of youth so that it drips again?
Desperate times call for desperate measures.
Not half bad–much better than a water bowl.
–Charlie
Don’t mind the parrot…
Get up high, as high as possible, when the Woofies are careening around your backyard like a pair of wild ponies.
Don’t mind the parrot–he can look out for himself.
–Amber
First Come First Served
A king-size bed can accommodate only one Cat at a time.
First come, first served.
Late arrivals must wait patiently on the ottoman.
–Darth Vader
Falling Asleep at the Bar
It’s not good to pass out at a bar, unless it’s a salad bar, in which case a snooze is acceptable so long as there aren’t any impatient Cats in line for the spider plant behind you.
–Lily
Tummy Rub
Don’t assume that a lady wants stroking just because she exposes her beautiful, caramel belly.
Be prepared for claws and possibly teeth if you move your hand any closer.
–Amber
Contentment
A good head skritch on top of a soft lap is pretty much the definition of contentment.
–Quicksilver
Run/Fly
Run.
Run as hard as you can.
When three of your four paws lift off the ground, you’ll fly.
–Cosmo
Best Naps
Fancy mattresses are nice, but nothing beats a rough stone pathway, warmed by the midday sun.
–Phelps and Quicksilver
King-size Bed
A king-size bed is almost adequate for a Queen.
Almost…
–Amber
Somebody has some explaining to do
Suppose your Humans bought a new, foam, king-sized mattress from Casper. Suppose your Human Daddy loves his new mattress so much that he has decreed no furry children should be allowed on top of it.
Now suppose your Human Mommy returns from work to find you and your Human Daddy in the position pictured above.
Somebody has some explaining to do.
–Amber
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