Stella and I are in a serious relationship, but we’re not exclusive.

We both continue to date other Dogs.

Xena for me and Cosmo for her.
–Sunny
Stella and I are in a serious relationship, but we’re not exclusive.

We both continue to date other Dogs.

Xena for me and Cosmo for her.
–Sunny
I had to eat a lot to get to my full size.

It was worth it, especially the cheese.
–Cosmo
The Humans appear to have returned home from the mysterious place they call work, Finnegan.

Shall we roust ourselves and greet them?

Nah, that’s the Woofies’ job, Uncle Darth.
–Darth Vader and Finnegan
No, plump Human, I’m not thinking of pouncing on you…

…much.
–Phelps
Don’t waste space in your home!

That open space below the entry-way table?

Prime real estate!

Invest in luxury Cat Condos.
–Quicksilver, Darth Vader and Luna
Watching your weight this Holiday season?
Perhaps I can interest you in a fresh batch of air biscuits.

They are fat-, sugar- and calorie-free, but just as sweet as can be.
–Lily
Yet another Hallmark Holiday movie, Human Mommy?

You may not realize it…

…but you are driving your Dog to drink.
–Cosmo
Is one ever too old to nibble on the Catsmas Tree?

Nope…

Not ever.
–Luna
The plates and cutlery and all the auxiliaries are clean.

Why is there no saucer of cream?
Where is my plate of freshly decanned tuna?
–Lily
Surely you have time for a cuddle before you get up, Human Mommy.

Surely!
–Luna